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Only good Android tablet ever tbh. $200 and amazing.
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Breaking News: Vice, the brash digital-media disrupter that has struggled to find a buyer, is preparing to file for bankruptcy, according to two people.
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This month, we’re celebrating the achievements of Microsoft employees who are part of the Asian community. I enjoyed reading these stories on how inclusion has empowered them to embrace their identities, experiment in their careers, and thrive.
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Automattic says its WordPress plugin JetPack is losing the ability to automatically share blog posts to Twitter, citing the new Twitter API terms and pricing ( / Mashable)
mashable.com/article/wordpr
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NO, I do not have any BlueSky invites, I am apparently not even cool enough to be invited myself
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Why must this toxic asshole insert himself into everything when I’m not following him
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Why must this toxic asshole insert himself into everything when I’m not following him
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Wife: “Did you drink any water today Jason? Go hydrate.”
“Okay I have some diet Powerade”
Wife: “Good boy.”
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It would be virtually impossible for me to cheat on my wife because she knows what I’m eating based on my GPS location
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I do not agree to disagree; I disagree emphatically and dismiss your opinion entirely based on empirical evidence.
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So I realize Citadel is sci-fi and the technology is BS but the show makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Fried rice. Pork belly, egg, red onion, celery, garlic, chili paste, soy sauce, leftover rices
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“We need for couples, but not for swinging — for going out to dinner” just mentioned by wife. Dindr?
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Venetian Pool, opened 1924. Largest freshwater pool in the United States, with over 840,000 gallons filtered from a natural spring
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This is some cool and tasteful AI video work for star trek fans
Yes we have enough range, friends asking if our EV can make it to Miami and back. Thank you for your concern, there’s also places to charge, welcome to the 21st century
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I had an idea for a joke and punched it into the thingamabob and the answer isn't entirely terrible.
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If you eat matzah after Passover, then it is safe to say one's affliction is self-inflicted
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Pre-order the new book today or tomorrow at Barnes & Noble and get 25% off using code PREORDER25
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