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Campaign Consultant for Lost Causes. Whitecaps FC - Man U fan. Match Photographer for AFTN.ca. Lefty politics. Occasionally profane. Will retweet cats.
Joined February 2010
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Larry David could not have written this line better.
"...I said I was 'Jew-ish.'"
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The only place where the RCMP have political support is in #SurreyBC. Perhaps and should demand that the move Depot to Cloverdale. I hope will take a look at that.
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Which is why I am not gonna bother watching. I might watch the final, but even that is up in the air.
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The IIHF did absolutely the right thing by booting Russia out of all major competitions. But it does mean an event like the world jrs, already with too many non-competitive countries after expanding to at 10 teams, is diluted even further.
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Two very tight semi finals see @TSSRovers edge out @RoversFC_L1O and @AltitudeFC_ca narrowly beat @harboursidefc setting up a cracking all @League1BC tie.
Cast your vote for the Champion of the #BattleoftheBadges
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🎄Merry Christmas everybody, however you choose to celebrate, from everyone here at AFTN ❤
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Ots almost like this person never watched the movie. Takagi was never going to survive, and the building was always going to be destroyed, that was the getaway plan.
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If Takagi had simply given the codes at this moment he'd have prevented human trauma & millions in property damage. Instead tries to protect 2 days of operating capital for a corporation that undoubtedly would have found a way to profit from the theft.
True villain of the piece.
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One might think these are for Santa. And one would be wrong.
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Christmas is screwed up for my family this year, nothing major, just a new routine, but am in Naramata with my sister. We put together a traditional turkey meal. Got some Celine Dion on the stereo and it's snowing, so making do. All the best to you this Christmas.
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All the more reason to lie to your insurance carrier.
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#ICYMI: Could COVID-19 vaccinations be related to traffic safety? driving.ca/auto-news/awar — via @drivingdotca
The ugly Christmas sweater trend ends this year. It had a good run. Now let’s move one.
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Can we get our money back on this bridge? It's ugly as fuck and we have to close the damn thing whenever it snows, and 7 years after "completion", there are still modular buildings and portable toilets at mid span. Nobody should be proud of this thing.
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BREAKING: The Port Mann Bridge on Highway 1 is closed due to the risk of ice falling from cables onto vehicles.
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We knew him when...😃
Congratulations!!!
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Congrats to our @WillCromack for attaining his UEFA A License @TSSRovers 
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I resemble this remark
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Find it surprising when I’m out in the world I can often identify middle age Ukrainian Canadian men just looking at them.
We all have some similarity I suppose.
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"But E-Comm, B.C.’s biggest emergency call centre, stressed that waiting on the airport tarmac due to a flight delay is not an appropriate reason to call police, and particularly not 911"
I beg to differ. Unlawful detainment by an individual or corporation is a crime.
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Vancouver’s airport says it's doing everything in its power to prepare for more severe weather today. bc.ctvnews.ca/passengers-stu
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I really hope Justin has all the documents and will be publishing them.
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Here is the WILD story of how Metro Vancouver’s confidential legal argument for terminating a contract with a construction company got allegedly leaked to that very construction company
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When will this tire shaming end?
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Driving around Metro #Vancouver (with snow tires on my car because it’s #winter and it snows and because I’m not a moron) seeing other people stuck, sliding, slipping, creating TRAFFIC MADNESS FOR NO GOOD REASON - it’s time to mandate snow tires - WHEN IT EFFING SNOWS!
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This is it. The most significant moment in history. This is stretching to stop a Victory Shumbusho penalty to win us our 2022 League 1 men’s division Championship and secure a place for us in the 2023 Voyageurs Cup.
#AlwaysARover.
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Perhaps should let shareholders decide major policy decisions, you know, like normal corporations.
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Twitter Inc. will restrict voting on major policy decisions to paying Twitter Blue subscribers, company owner Elon Musk said in one of his first tweets following a poll calling for him to step down. trib.al/vHQCAnT
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I wonder if Chris Jones thinks that Mbappe’s fame was the problem.
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New Tesla Software Update Will Drive Your Vehicle Into A Wall If You Even Mention Another Carmaker
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The data on the position of any aircraft is public information and can be found on any one of several apps. The owner of Twitter has not blocked that information, just an account that singles him out on this website. Yah, it's shitty, but not as shitty as you make it out to be.
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So all this was because #QElon didn't want you to know he was flying to Qatar to suck up to his war criminal investors with slumlord millionaire Jared Kushner at the #WorldCupFinal?
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Sad France is the best France
New soccer fans: it’s always that good. Every time. If you thought that was fun wait until you see Burnley play Stoke on a windy Tuesday night in February.
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As God intended
#FIFAWorldCup
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This was the best final I have seen. Just detest the fact it's to be decided by penalties. #FIFAWorldCup
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As God intended
#FIFAWorldCup
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That was thrilling. Argentina needs to win this now. Let's not go to penalties.
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A game has broken out. Just in the nick of time.
I really don't want France to come back.
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For anyone else who was looking for a side-by-side comparison of the Barbie trailer with 2001: A Space Odyssey, here ya go!
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A ROVER RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!
Way to go Anthony! Picked first overall by in the USPORTS Draft! Stalwart of the White Brothers backline of 2022 for the mighty
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BREAKING: Vancouver FC selects Toronto @Varsity_Blues centre-back, Anthony White, with the #1 pick in the 2023 CPL-U SPORTS Draft.
He's calm at the back at played 12 games with the Varsity Blues this season after winning League 1 BC with the TSS Rovers.
#USPORTS | #CanPL
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This looks like a pile of fun
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Announcing the inaugural Worst Tweets of 2022 Bracket!
I've spent the entire year collecting 64 of the most deranged tweets, the absolute worst takes, and the most horrifying discourse on this hell site.
Now it's time to crown a champion.
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Can we rename Surrey to Remorseville.
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A vote is set to take place tonight. vancouverisawesome.com/bc-news/surrey
Trying out the camera in my new phone. So far the S22 Ultra does what it says on the tin.
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The reason I am not cheering for England today is because I watched RRR last night.
To be truthful, I never cheer for England.
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