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2023 goals: find a new job and find love
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me about to “happy new year” my way back into her life
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i'm sorry...the year in what??
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designers choosing a font
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i'm assembling a team
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git commit fraud
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I thought Southwest made a typo when they said I was in the "mane cabin"
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my brother in tech these are called trains twitter.com/balajis/status
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wish i was an API so she'd finally call me
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hear me out: a waffle house in nyc
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you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for
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call me erizzabeth warren
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The year is 2018. You just launched your combination notetaking app/personal CRM and it's #1 on Product Hunt. Paul Graham just tweeted a picture of his 8yo reading Sapiens for clout. You take a sip of your Soylent. Life is good.
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guys will commit fraud but not to a relationship
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call me elizabeth holmes the way i be testing her patience
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and then i said, "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
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when you’re getting extradited but the boys want to play league
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new twitter feature just dropped
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call her matt the way she levine me on read
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raising $25M at a $250M post (bail)
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Hairy Plotter and the Rizzoner of Azkaban
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the new pirates of the caribbean is going to be insane
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The US should make SBF fly Spirit when they extradite him
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speaking of steals, i'm looking for my next content role—dm me if you're hiring!
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BREAKING: San Francisco Walgreens stores adopt freemium model, require shoplifters to listen to ads
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they thought i was one of Noah’s animals the way im doubling up on the arc
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what's next? banning people from posting this picture?
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tf is a growth engineer? just drink some milk
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working in AI living in NYC
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trying to get models to talk to you
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in jail for the weekend—who should i meet?
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JUST GOT INTO YC!!! They left the back door unlocked
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banning iMessage reacts bc she thumbs downed my "i miss you" text
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SBF be like
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dominos pizza tracker but for her texting back
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