Declassified

It’s official: Money for ISIS and Russia are bad ideas.

Who on earth are we supposed to root for now?

Can I interest you in some Christian worship at 30,00 feet? No? Then how about the French president’s unbuttoned shirt?

A global pandemic and a bloody war have done little to dampen the get-up-and-go spirit of Europeans.

Marine Le Pen’s on vitamin C and caffeine pills as she tries to win the French election.

Everything can be linked to the Russian invasion if you look hard enough.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any bleaker, along comes Bono.

Elon Musk wants to beat up Vladimir Putin. Could be a ratings winner.

Russians get hit where it hurts: The gut.

As the world turns against the Russian president, he does still have an action movie star in his corner.

It’s been a traumatic week but at least we know the EXACT location of a potential Russian nuclear attack on Britain.

French president’s supporters tried and failed to use Tinder et al to bring out the youth vote. There is another way.

‘Pass the salt.’ ‘What? I can’t hear a thing you’re saying. Invade Ukraine?’

Were Italian League leader’s colleagues wearing masks in photo? Yes, he says, just blame it on the software.

Some politicians need no help, others need a great deal.

French education minister in hot water over island retreat, but who will be next to fall for Ibiza’s charms?

The UK government is making a big mess, but a German company that could help wants nothing to do with politics.

The French president hits out at the easiest of targets — the anti-vaxxers.

Look, let’s just pretend none of this happened.

Boris Johnson should own up, Sanna Marin did own up, and in Poland, they party like it’s 1999.

It’s time for the annual tradition of right-wingers getting cross about language.

Paris sets it sights on Wish, home to some of the strangest items imaginable.