What ordinary people don't understand is that the rich pay far more tax than them. The same percentage, yes, but far more
Imagine my surprise when the FBI tapped on my car window last week and asked: 'Are you this guy?'
As the world knows, I am fiercely protective of my family
Contrary to people's assumptions, I have been indulging in a serious bout of self-examination
Why did I decide to share myself and my greatest finds in this generous way? Because I could no longer resist the demand
'Naturally, my fiancee has been immensely supportive of my heroic refusal to pay the television licence fee'
'Like a lot of fairly thick guys, I see most things that happen to me in terms of mainstream mafia cinema'
By the time you read this, I could be dead. One fumbled axel, and I'll be exposed - and retribution will be brutal
Listen, mate," I screeched, "I'm an Australian hard man. Or, rather, a faux-stralian, given I'm really a Kiwi
What P Diddy is all about right now is showing the little guy he's on his side on this whole credit munch thing
It's hard juggling the demands of giving self-congratulatory interviews about what great parents we are with actually seeing the kids
Another day, another ratings-busting edition of Gordon Ramsay's Bedroom Nightmares. Like Kitchen Nightmares, but in the bedroom? Get it?
Thank God Sergeant's gone. As I said to my retinue of dressers after last week's Strictly: wasn't that just so much better?
Whatever they want, I'm there. As long as they want me to sing. And, obviously, I'll only sing if I headline
Seriously, dude: I spent entire national security meetings working out the Lewinsky sightlines
Weight: 23 stone (excellent: am thinnest person in Florida). Number of times I cleverly used the suffix '-ista': 32
Woke up in a nondescript $10m loft, turned to the guy in Wayfarers zoned out on the Eames coffee table across the room and said, "It's still New York city, 2008, right?"
Gosh, it has been just the most exciting week! Exciting but soooooo stressful, but in a way that's really helped me grow. As a woman, really.
Yes, I thought, the time has come. All those poor people have suffered enough
Well, gosh darn, this has been one heck of a week for my family, my fellow Alaskans and, most of all, my fellow Americans
A peek at the diary of ... Richard Littlejohn
Weight: 23 stone (excellent: am thinnest person in Florida). Number of times I cleverly used the suffix '-ista': 32