Also I’m giving all the churro ladies guns
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When I am Mayor of NYC everyone will be allowed to grill to their heart’s content. Freedom of the grill baby
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.@NYCMayor on the mango vendor who was handcuffed at a subway station in Brooklyn: "Next day is propane tanks being on the subway system. Next day is barbecuing on the subway system. You just can't do that."
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Bro federal RICO pisses me the fuck off. It’s always like teenage boys getting caught up in bullshit (see Preet Bharara’s career at SDNY) or like 30 guys who were Facebook friends and one guy sold drugs. Maybe Feds can do something useful and arrest Wall Street frauds
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Finally met someone who knows (one of my coworkers loves him) and when I go to show him we are actually friends all I have are tweets of Alex bullying me
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Being an online shit poster is a more honorable life than being president
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Holy SHIT. WHAT
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So this is why season 1 of Springer is so hard to find...
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Guy who is excited to watch Doctor Who again because he hates women but is anti-racist
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I hope this email finds you enjoying the attached image of a gibbon walking by models of vehicles at a miniature park in Bakhchisaray, Crimea. Via Reuters/Alexey Pavlishak
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Someone just said to me what if I had been aborted… my mind is frankly blown… I had no yet considered such a thing…. Could it be??? Me? Hoisted by my own petard…. I flew too close to the sun… abortion…. We have to think… what if… me? Much to think about
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Every New Yorker knows the feeling. You’re on the train minding your own business. Then four guys get on and take positions at the center of a car. “It’s barbecue time!” they yell. And then they’re at it—flipping burgers while doing flips, smoking ribs while doing hand stands…
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I feel like I'm going fucking insane. We've shifted so far that people are criticising blatantly non-violent protests by saying "well, the non-violent protests are bad because all they need is violence to become violent protests."
What the FUCK are you TALKING about??
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The mayor has spent several months fearmongering about the prospect of people barbecuing on the subway
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hey bro can you move the 7ft Jar Jar Binks statue? I need to use the microwave
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I actually don’t want people to be shitty to each other believe it or not lol
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I did one of those posts just of someone’s face as a reply to something rude and stupid they said but I deleted it. I know I don’t really need to apologize but I don’t wanna play into that kind of thing. People really are rude though
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Apparently I’m top of all of Reddit today so if you’re new here you should know I am annoying. You’ve been warned
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What’s gonna happen next is a far right person is going to do something actually violent that is also totally stupid and incoherent and then people are going to blame protesters outside of Kavanaugh’s house
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Bro this can’t be real 😂
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the right will defend rittenhouse and 1/6 and pass laws that you can use your car to run over protesters and democrats will condemn their own voters for chanting loudly outside someones house
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FYI if you condemn violent resistance against the brutality of the State you aren’t anti-violence in the slightest, you’re just for the State’s monopoly on violence.
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enjoying some designated leisure time!
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Please do your protest in the designated free speech zone
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being rich is so awesome man. you can do whatever you want
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BREAKING: Trump now claims he’s lost FOUR of the cell phones subpoenaed by the NY AG. Trump is still being fined $10,000 per day for defying the AG’s subpoenas - $100,000 and counting.
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happy birthday to john brown the only good white man
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I feel like I’m going insane man
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No one:
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Asking for a friend - What would happen if all 9 simultaneously died?
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Nothing you can do can undermine the Supreme Court. Saying you can undermine it suggests it is a legitimate institution. It’s 9 unelected people with lifetime appointments. 4 of the current 9 were appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote. It’s bullshit
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Conservatives will literally tell you they are under attack while they are actively taking your rights away lmao. It’s awesome. It’s also a historically fascist tactic
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No. Fuck this. Go to people's homes. Go to their places of worship. Make them as uncomfortable as they are trying to make you. This is not the time for civility, this is the time for mass resistance and demonstration
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Please don't protest at people's homes.
Please don't intrude on people attending their houses of worship.
Organize politically, be civil civically.
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i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom
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Inbox: Dashawn Carter, 25, died on Rikers Island Sunday night. He’s the fourth person detained behind bars to die in custody this year after 16 died in 2021. Not a single report into those deaths has been made public aside for initial reviews by the city Board of Correction.
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when I hear there’s been property damage done to people who want to take abortion rights away
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