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trapped in the ruins of the country america used to be.
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I feel this in my bones.
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Harry and the Hendersons is such a comfort movie for me.
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Maid in Manhattan (2002) with Jennifer Lopez & Ralph Fiennes was written by John Hughes.
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National Lampoon's Vacation.
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John Hughes is my favorite writer.
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If your writing is informed by aggrievement, you're going to be miserable for the rest of your life.
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Tag team wrestling is an underrated genre.
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did not have a former president including my anti-war, anti-patriotism fake pop song on his year end list on my 2022 bingo
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We've all been someone's Karen. Put yourself in her Uggs.
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RIP, Macy’s.
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I just saw someone reading a newspaper at the bookstore 🤯
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Disneyland is the only place I’ve ever vacationed.
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Headed out to watch the star-spangled gay banger I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY🇺🇸🎆
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Blue Velvet (1986)
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being a miley fan during this era was the equivalent of being in war
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Hayley Williams of Paramore is one of the last great rock stars.
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Proud of this balanced take re: the needless hysteria around the Sight and Sound poll moving away from the "hits" (e.g., Citizen Kane and Vertigo)
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I miss the Kardashian’s on E! when Scott Disick was the ultimate supervillain: Patrick Bateman meets reckless Rob Lowe being sent to White Lotus before White Lotus even existed.
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Just saw a suffocatingly dumb makeup tutorial on TikTok where someone describes a Marilyn Monroe eyeliner look from the ‘50s as a “viral makeup hack.” Stop this nonsense now.
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This is so weird. I love it.
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The first few weeks of Elon shenanigans didn’t change my twitter experience beyond seeing more annoying people/discourse in my feed, but in recent weeks it’s become noticeably worse
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Rise of the Resistance was the most immersive & unhinged ride I’ve ever been on. You get kidnapped by the empire & none of the cast members break character lol it’s like being inside Star Wars. Like you’re on the set—jaw dropping design & visuals. I don’t even like Star Wars.
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I went to Disneyland yesterday. Turns out we were one of the last groups to see Splash Mountain before they change it. We also sat on Peter Pan, which is going to be edited soon—no question. It was fabulous. It was pure nostalgia. The original animation still holds up.
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My favorite internet trends are the ones that die.
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Slim Keith, socialite and fashion trend setter in 1950’s-60’s. Connections as inspiration and motivation to Truman Capote, and early film casting of Lauren Bacall.
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The cold brew drink at Star Wars is depraved.
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Disneyland is the only place I’ve ever vacationed.
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A very serious and well-needed defense of nepo babies. Where would the art world be without Brooklyn Beckham?
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Lana Del Rey is a nepo baby. Her parents were Elvis and Marilyn.
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Jennifer Coolidge claiming she’s a Hemingway daughter makes her a nepo baby.
Batman Returns is the hottest sadomasochistic Christmas movie ever.
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