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  1. 8 Jan

    Aluminum laptop is frigid to the touch after spending a cold evening in my car. Considering loading a Flash movie in the background.

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  2. 7 Jan

    Atomic Clock

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  3. 4 Jan

    Jeez, they'll let anyone in these days, eh? :)

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  4. 4 Jan

    Yeah, but you can't beat that huge screen! We should have this at the Tank

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  5. 1 Jan

    Thomas the Tank Engine: The crystal meth years...

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  6. 3 Jan

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  7. 3 Jan

    Promises, not resoutions

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  8. 27 Dec

    Apothecary Bottles

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  9. 25 Dec

    Merry Christmas indeed! :)

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  10. 23 Dec

    Remember when The Learning Channel was about learning? Yeah, me either... :/

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  11. 21 Dec

    Yeah, I was looking right at for that one... :)

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  12. 17 Dec

    sounds legit

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  13. 10 Dec

    Chasing the puck

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  14. 18 Nov

    Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places

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  15. 6 Dec

    Creepy nutcracker is creepy

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  16. 3 Dec

    hey that sounds like a famous quote!

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  17. 3 Dec

    I see what you did there sir!

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  18. 3 Dec

    Statistics never lie.... They mislead.

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  19. 25 Nov

    those ads are made by schmucks who mistake their target audience for turkeys... so devoid of any creativity or purpose

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  20. 25 Nov

    Great. Already tired of commercials involving new luxury automobiles with big red bows on top. Still no turkey...

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