Declassified

Were Italian League leader’s colleagues wearing masks in photo? Yes, he says, just blame it on the software.

Some politicians need no help, others need a great deal.

French education minister in hot water over island retreat, but who will be next to fall for Ibiza’s charms?

The UK government is making a big mess, but a German company that could help wants nothing to do with politics.

The French president hits out at the easiest of targets — the anti-vaxxers.

Look, let’s just pretend none of this happened.

Boris Johnson should own up, Sanna Marin did own up, and in Poland, they party like it’s 1999.

It’s time for the annual tradition of right-wingers getting cross about language.

Paris sets it sights on Wish, home to some of the strangest items imaginable.

You can’t buy a canoe in northern France, or a British pie.

US president lets rip at COP26 meeting with Camilla.

Greta Thunberg and a walrus lead the way at COP26.

Gas costs a fortune and the seas are literally full of crap.

‘If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.’ Unless you’re in politics.

To improve the EU, ditch the jargon and ramp up the violence.

Does the EU really want its own version of ‘Diana: The musical’?

Polish ministers try extreme shock tactics to warn people of the dangers posed by foreigners.

A three-day week, no beer or fizzy pop — but at least you can use pounds and ounces.

Ursula von der Leyen did her best but all anyone could think about was Nicki Minaj’s vaccine story.

If in doubt, do what The A-Team would do.

Micheal Gove’s stock goes up, Marine Le Pen’s goes down.

Thought you were in for a quiet summer? Think again, communications people.