Summer in Miami: It's hot. It's wet. It's sticky. It's steamy. Many people would consider it gross. And no, we're not talking about the weather.

Reports of unusual behavior in South Florida's bedrooms (and bathrooms, and other rooms) have increased significantly since the start of the summer. And by "unusual," we mean, "shocking," "bizarre," and "who thinks of that?" Cultist's no prude, but wow. Just wow.

Still, since there's little else to do indoors these days besides reinvent your bedroom behavior, we're bringing you reports from Miami's nether regions and beyond of sex acts that may be going on in right in your own back yard (so to speak). Warning: These NSFW dirty deeds going down in the 305 are not for the faint of heart, let alone the weak of stomach.

Follow the jump for five weird sex acts you've probably never heard of.