I try to be positive but that Walton family makes it hard
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One of my all-time favorite celebrity stories. Roger Moore ruled.
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James Bond is trending so here's ROGER MOORE in the greatest celebrity story ever. #JamesBond
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Reply to Heidi’s tweet for free advice, kid
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Omicron...it just keeps coming.
In light of a mask-ridden future, what brings you joy? What are some ways you are able to bring joy into your every day?
LIVE AMA about anything mental health tonight at 9pm ET. DM for privacy if you please.
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Ep69: Mortality Melasma Murray Hill
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We’re not letting this shit show go by without providing live coverage from some repro-badasses! Tag a friend and tune in to see this Forced Birth Coachella for yourself. We’ll tell you how you can join us in taking out the trash! Wanna help now? Retweet this! #AbortionAF
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The Senate is debating voting rights on the floor right now. Tweet at your senators and tell them to support the Freedom to Vote: John Lewis Act. #VotingRightsForThePeople ⬇️
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Holy shit
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Here's our NEW Official Trailer for #Severance. Excited to finally share this show!
Starts streaming on @appletv Feb 18.
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Wow thank you for answering my question - so smart and pithy as always! Next time, hope to grab a coffee or whatever with you. That’s me n my family 👇 in Rocky Mountains in December - brrr it was cold, and now we are back in sunny Singapore:
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Just watched the beautiful and brilliant and now I can’t stop talking Irishy and Belfasty
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This cat hates everyone — and especially children — but there's one person she's obsessed with ♥️
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Seriously, if you're still surprised by this, it's time to realize you might be part of the problem. Wake up!
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Trump says white people are being discriminated against on covid treatment: “If you’re white, you don’t get the vaccine or if you’re white you don’t get therapeutics .. In NY state, if you’re white, you go to the back of the line if you want help.”
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Hands-down the best podcast I've heard in a year.
Thank you, thank you and for vulnerability on me-time, talking to yourself, brave enough to bomb, firing therapists, pinhole views. Such rare, vital conversations. A gift!
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“Mom always said ‘Be your own best friend,’ and I really, really mastered that.”
— Sarah Silverman ()
Listen to my interview with Sarah Silverman:
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Respond to Heidi’s tweet for free therapy fun⬇️⬇️♥️♥️
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Friendship comes with a variety of expectations, rules and ideas for what makes a good friend.
What’s ONE thing you most want in a friendship?
What do you do if you don’t get it?
LIVE AMA mental health tonight at 9pm ET. DM for privacy.
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Ep 68: Bob Grace Rowling
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NEW podcast episode is up:
"Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) — How to Be Your Own Best Friend, Lessons from Therapy, and Grabbing Joy Where You Can Get It"
Please enjoy! 
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“Big Prune was probably like, ‘We need to rebrand.’”
- had a recent prune mixup with a friend. #FallonTonight
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WATCH: Dr. Fauci calls out *to his face* for creating a permission structure for armed extremists to target him and his family -- putting their lives at risk.
Fauci brings the receipts -- clearly showing how Paul is fundraising off of his attacks against Fauci
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A CeraVe commercial just worked on me
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An Indiana GOP state senator said teachers "need to be impartial" during lessons about Nazism and fascism wapo.st/3JTSTnX
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Usually when you say a comedian was really nice it’s a nice way of saying he wasn’t particularly funny. But Bob was hilarious AND a SuperMench. Kind, silly, funny, sardonic, so special.
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RIGHT NOW: Therapist AMA - reply to Heidi’s tweet below ⬇️⬇️
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How you see yourself and how you present to the world is often very different from how others see and experience you.
In what way is this true for you?
LIVE AMA about mental health tonight at 9pm ET. DM for privacy.
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Ep67: Harry Potter, Last Thursdayism, Dipshit Husband
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I’d love to see a deep country take on Hole’s Violet I’m a lil stoned but I’m positive I’ll stand by this statement later maybe not the tagging
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What an incredibly powerful speech. If only these lawmakers' hearts and minds were open to his message.
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Here is Pete Davidson calling JK Rowling out for antisemitism in Harry Potter in 2020.
Thanks for the heads up
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I’ve actually never seen Harry Potter and after watching the below and then seeing the clip in the thread I am just kind of stunned. You know when you giggle but it’s really more fear than joy?
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So @jonstewart recently broke Hollywood's complete silence on @jk_rowling unapologetically maintaining antisemitic folklore through Harry Potter.
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Amanda Seyfried Is Heartbreaking in 'A Mouthful of Air' | Time
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Happy birthday, Mel!
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Happy Birthday to Mel Gibson.
(January 3, 1956)
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My boyfriend just mentioned a “sharp” doody and I knew what he meant.
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This is the same fringe Christian denomination that once called for her death.
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It was from a special I did in character. I love the teachings of Jesus. Jesus would shake his head right of his neck at this IMOIMOIMOIMO
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Yesterday, New Independent Fundamentalist Baptist preacher Jonathan Shelley went on a blatantly anti-Semitic rant that involved trashing "the Christ-rejecting Jew" @SarahKSilverman.
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⬇️⬇️⬇️genius
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Oh Eddie Murphy is trending…here’s him talking America's cultural bias nearly 30 years ago with Jay Leno
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