Lon Koenig      

@schnoggo

Communications Technologist, Developer, Futurist, Pundit. Fan of the useful, enemy of the fad. Alpha geek. Signage nerd. Maker.

Minneapolis, MN, USA
lonk.me
Joined May 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Dec 2020

    During quarantine so dreary, while I doomscrolled, weak and weary, Through politics, plague, and rebellion until my fingers were sore

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  2. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    This Friday is the premiere of ON THE LINE, my 35-minute audio play commissioned by . Snag a ticket below to hear the thing before the official release and join in a live Q&A. EARLY SHOW 7PM BST - LATE 7PM EDT -

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  3. 1 hour ago

    I’ve never gone viral on Twitter, but when I do, it won't change my follower count.

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    3 hours ago

    look I'm not one of those guys who like EVERY time a huge multimillionaire is found dead in his prison cell I think he bribed the guards to kill the nearest hobo and stick him in there instead

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  5. 5 hours ago

    Blue Chips

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  6. 5 hours ago

    The Tides of March

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    19 hours ago

    it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.

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  8. 5 hours ago

    Fun! A steerable, reversible, variable speed platform running off a single constant speed motor. Implemented with two very straightforward servo mechanisms.

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  9. 10 hours ago

    One of those illustrations that is only meaningful to people who don't need it.

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    11 hours ago

    Good tip for those who are getting close to the MS deadline for no longer supporting Skype for Business Online. Thanks

    I'd missed the notice about MS scheduling *automatic* SfB->Teams upgrades weeks in advance (in some cases) of Jul 31, but found that they're offering 3-month extensions with a few clicks in the Teams admin center.
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  11. 10 hours ago

    The earth is flat because Ancient Aliens made it that way.

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  13. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Person: Why are you in a wheelchair? Me: I once asked a man why he was in a wheelchair. Now here I am.

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  14. 11 hours ago

    You know when you see a celebrity trending and you hope it's not for reason celebrities often trend. And then you see McAfee trending, and... ?

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    23 hours ago

    Somewhere there's an alien trying to convince others that the − sign in human cultures is actually a minus operation because humans see subtraction as a more basic operation than addition because they evolved on a world that exists in a natural state of abject deprivation.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 22

    French Revolutionary's first day working the guillotine

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  17. Jun 22

    For my money, the greatest boast in all of hip-hop is found in 's Zero Day: No need for the NOPs, I know just where to land

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  18. Jun 22

    You're playing a very dangerous game, 🙂

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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 22

    腕に当ててるだけ

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    a lot of fathers being returned to shelters today :(

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    Why do I have to upload my resume if you’re going to make me type all the information individually 😡

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