Samuel Wood (Otto)

@Otto42

Tech Ninja for . I do random things like work on . Sometimes I make beer.

Memphis, TN
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Joined June 2007
Born 1976
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Sep 2018
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    Consistency is for people who believe that the universe can be ordered to their preferences. I prefer to thrive in chaos.

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  2. Dec 1

    Arecibo finally collapsed. The after/before picture is shocking. Seems like the tower on the right hand side of the picture broke in half when the receiver fell. I can't even imagine the damage inside the dish.

    Ayer fue la última vez que visite esta belleza de lugar. Lamentablemente agonizaba. Aquí imágenes de ayer y hoy.
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  3. Nov 25

    You know, I can at least respect somebody looking up how to make mac and cheese. Most people who try it homemade get it horribly wrong and end up with disgusting stuff. No excuse for jello though, it's on the box.

    Please note how most of the South knows what they’re doing this week.
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  4. Nov 25

    Welp, finally got my internet back online. Having the phone as a backup access works, but it's not particularly pleasant. Speed suffers quite a bit.

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  5. Nov 21

    My internet is down for two days now and website tells me there's no outages in my area... If there's no outages, then why does it also say my internet connection is down? The website clearly sucks ass. No results for "report outage" at all.

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  6. Nov 19

    Dang cable. When my internet comes back online, then I'll be much happier.

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  7. Nov 6

    Yeah, sometimes baseless claims have really simple answers, and sometimes they are damn funny ones.

    Replying to @tedcruz
    it's literally on a live stream and trump has personnel in the room
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  8. Nov 2

    South Main added some lights. I hesitate to call them Xmas lights... They're a bit larger than that.

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  9. Oct 15

    . should make a small RV. Class B or something. Like a sprinter van size. It makes sense the more you think about it. Solar on the roof, parked for a week or more at a time, plenty of battery under the floor, space to expand out the sides to make a living area. I want one

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  10. Sep 10

    And my power is now out too. Fun times. Imma be offline for a while, y'all.

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  11. Sep 4

    This is downright hilarious. I find it funny that silicon has gotten so cheap that there's a CPU in a thing you're meant to stick pee into. TLDR: takes apart a digital pregnancy tester to find it is a photosensor that reads normal analog test strips w/a 1200% increase in price.

    I saw a tweet recently that I wanted to confirm. Sadly I can't find it right now, but it was about digital pregnancy tests. So, I went out and grabbed a 2-pack for 7 dollars: let's tear it down!
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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 21
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    A while back, an app I work on for schools was blocked because Apple wanted a 30% cut of the money parents deposited into student lunch accounts. They said our direct payments to schools violated the rules. It's physical goods, though, so they relented.

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  13. Retweeted
    Aug 11

    WordPress 5.5 “Eckstine”

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  14. Aug 7

    I never realized how deaf I was going until everybody I talked to in person started wearing masks. Apparently, I rely on visual cues a hell of a lot more than I knew I did.

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  15. Aug 6

    I'm live, talking about WordPress 5.5:

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  16. Aug 4

    I just earned the 'Draft City (Level 22)' badge on !

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  17. Jul 15

    I just earned the 'Hopped Down (Level 4)' badge on !

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  18. Jul 13

    I just earned the 'Draft City (Level 21)' badge on !

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  19. Jul 8

    Anti-mask people have no imagination. You're allowed, and indeed actually required, to walk into a bank wearing a mask without getting instantly shot, and you're going to complain about it? Just don't say "stick em up" and you can play robber in your head all you want!

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  20. Jul 4

    Antiques dealer dislikes wrestling match, finds love with a forensic scientist, but must first deal with his troubled past.

    Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?
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  21. Jun 23

    Open up my news app, see a story that is titled "My Little Pony Fans Are Ready to Admit They Have a Nazi Problem". Nope. Done for the day. Hello, gin.

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