Kelly Hoffman

@kellychoffman

Running design. Riding bikes.

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Joined November 2008

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  1. Apr 10

    Spied two college girls plotting their revenge on a frat boy while I was waiting to pick up food. As I walked away, one said “the small forks, no one uses the big ones.”

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  2. Mar 1
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  3. Feb 7
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  4. Jan 19

    you lost me at e-connect

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  5. 19 Nov 2020

    “The kitchen is basically done” and other lies you tell yourself while packing.

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  6. Retweeted
    12 Sep 2020

    This sign at Ada’s in Capitol Hill about sums it up

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  7. 13 Sep 2020

    When you roll your eyes at people who get smash cakes for their kid’s birthdays but then you go ahead and order a $20 cake from the ~barkery~ for your dog, who is turning 1 tomorrow!

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  8. 15 Aug 2020

    Still thinking about Boys State

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    1 Aug 2020
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    I need everyone (especially in media) to pause and celebrate the tremendous work of issue editor today. “All Black writers, photographers, and models. I didn’t ask a single person to talk about [Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion]. We have so much more to offer.”

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    19 Jun 2020

    I’m seeing some incorrect statements about Juneteenth. It’s not when the slaves were freed. Juneteenth is when the Union army finally made it to Texas and told the last slaves in Texas that they were free. Can you imagine? Finding out you had been a free person for 1/

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    18 Jun 2020

    Been struggling to articulate all the feelings that have been surfacing over the past few weeks. Writing this helped.

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  13. 2 Jun 2020

    So many options out there. If you don't know which one to pick, pick them all:

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  14. 29 May 2020

    Diary entry for May 29, 2020: A magician has added me on LinkedIn.

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  15. 7 Apr 2020

    OH: "Everyone has their own shit show going on."

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  16. 28 Mar 2020

    quarantine is going just fine

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  17. 17 Mar 2020

    taking instagram-worthy shots along the way

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  18. 15 Mar 2020
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  19. Retweeted
    10 Mar 2020

    9 to 5 (WFH edition)

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  20. 11 Mar 2020

    Went to get some deodorant and this is what I see. Why.

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