You're pissed off because you expect this world to make sense.
Step expecting logical processes from an illogical world.
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Is it time to bid on the Nuclear Showcase Showdown? Problem is, nobody wins. Maybe a game of Plinko™ could save us all the trouble.
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#Zakharova: The original #US plan was to step up economic pressure on Russia to make it reconsider its legitimate security interests. That didn’t work.
Now the US is going to use #WMD; in fact, this is a game that crosses the red line.
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There are some confused and frightened Trolls wandering around now. Sure, Trolls can drive their own bridging truck, just not very well.
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I enjoy incredulous-looking Russian propaganda, but they should have had a GrandMaster Flash soundtrack in the background.
youtu.be/u0u_qxFEysI
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UPDATE: The latest new thing going viral on Russian propaganda channels is a fake video supposedly showing Ukrainian President Zelensky with a pile of white powder (assumingely cocaine) next to him.
The original footage is from March 6th and no Zelensky is not going
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And now, ladies & gentlemen, an important message from your Russian infrastructure-destroying sponsors:
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Replying to @igorsushko
Still, alerting the Russians to fire safety issues is an important public service. “Remember only YOU can prevent cruiser fires, chemical plant fires, research institute fires…”damn, not quite as punchy as the American original but still time for a Smokey the Russian Bear.
...And now, Chuck, back to Sports!
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US foreign policy is getting more insane by the day, but the public gradually loses interest and transitions to angrily debating masks and gender identity at Disney World. Sounds about right
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It's nice to see Chinese President Xi Jinping getting The Clap.
"Smiles everyone, smiles!"
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“Oh, get over here, darling”
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This story needs to be told...
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VIDEO: I’m literally in tears right now I’m laughing so hard. 
A video meme describing how Ukraine blew-up Russia’s fuel depot in Belgorod.
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Such big awesome, exciting race of the puppies.
Because Joy.
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The swarm media wins the ThoughtWar.
This is masterful. twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta
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Guide: How to make sure you are heard by your Congressperson
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In a past life, I briefly served as an unregistered (under the hours threshold) lobbyist and taught grassroots supporters how to effectively advocate to Members of Congress. Since the process can be mystifying for many, here's my insight (this one is for you #ufotwitter) /1
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The Russian's finally had a Red Dawn.
Wolverines!
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One thing I know about my GenX generation:
We work to live, not live to work.
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Generation X is weird.
These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.
Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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Cascading the phrase "War Crimes" to a population is a great word-salad starter set to prep them for a war they'll soon fight. Demonize the Enemy. twitter.com/johnrobb/statu
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Does the Russian nuclear-option ORBAT include neutron weapons, e.g. "It kills people, not buildings"? I hope they don't open the trunk.
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"A senior administration official said any use of a 'small' tactical nuclear bomb by Russia — even inside Ukraine and not directed at a NATO member — would mean that 'all bets are off' on the United States and NATO staying out of the war." nytimes.com/2022/03/23/us/
Whenever I carry a paint can, I'm clumsy AF.
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Local man tripped in front of Russian Embassy in Prague, Czech Republic - while carrying a bucket of red paint.
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... don't just follow the beat of a different drummer, make ur own GD band.
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I would love something like this, one of the few forms of Russian PSTN hardware encryption devices that would run admirably well off my Lada's ice-fishing port/cigarette lighter plug.
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Yesterday, a secret Russian cipher machine appeared on Twitter. Allegedly confiscated by Ukraine from Russian troops around Kiev. Whether this is correct remains to be seen, but we have created a provisional page for it: cryptomuseum.com/crypto/ru/m427/ any further info is welcome.
Xln't write-up: This is one small subset of what's to come, truly an example of known unknown exploitation.
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A week ago, ~40,000 SATCOM terminals were knocked out in Ukraine and other European countries. I just published a technical analysis of that incident, based on the information publicly available and my experience in that field.
reversemode.com/2022/03/satcom
This is such an awesome hack.
Doh!!!
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A team of Russian soldiers wanted to use the elevator to reach the roof of an office building.
The Ukrainian administration of the building trapped them inside by cutting off the electricity.
The Ukrainians also used an industrial camera to take this commemorative photo.
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I am really digg'n this Ukrainian Top40 countdown song?
I don't speak Ukrainian very well, but I do speak Bayraktar.
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#Ukraine: The Ukrainian troops successfully hit a Russian tank using an anti-tank guided missile , which led to the complete destruction of the vehicle. Presumably, a Stugna-P ATGM system was used.
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Hopefully the secondaries added to the party!
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BUK AD system destroyed by a Ukrainian TB2 in the Zhytomyr region
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Some Leaders talk about being a gangster sanction'r, but when it really comes time to be a gangster sanction'r? Well...
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We gonna totally destroy that Putin bastard, crippling sanctions.
But not the oil and gas exports, that’s just $ 300 bn
But not Aluminium coz we need it
But will let him buy luxury goods coz Italy
But we keep Swift open coz all of above
But we stand for freedom
Encourage courage. It's contagious and makes the sunflowers grow.
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Ukrainian woman confronts Russian soldiers in Henychesk, Kherson region. Asks them why they came to our land and urges to put sunflower seeds in their pockets [so that flowers would grow when they die on the Ukrainian land]
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Telegram is the most popular messenger in urban Ukraine. After a decade of misleading marketing and press, most ppl there believe it’s an “encrypted app”
The reality is the opposite-TG is by default a cloud database w/ a plaintext copy of every msg everyone has ever sent/recvd.
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It's amazing to me that after all this time, almost all media coverage of Telegram still refers to it as an "encrypted messenger."
Telegram has a lot of compelling features, but in terms of privacy and data collection, there is no worse choice. Here's how it actually works:
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I'm able to provide free VPN accounts to journalists in Ukraine. DMs open, reach out and I'll get you set up. 🇺🇦
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If you want us to come back to the office maybe upgrade from single ply toilet paper.
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