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@voldemortensen

Head of AppSec. DevOps. Views my own. Latter-day Saint. "The most beard-y cherub." - he/him

Utah
Joined January 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Apr 2020
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  2. Oct 5

    Those bots that mark issues stale and then close them after an arbitrary number of days are among the worst things that have happened to opensource.

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  3. Oct 2

    On the tv in the kitchen at my grandparents.

    I’m old enough to remember watching Utah Jazz games on KJZZ FOR FREE!
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  4. Sep 28

    But according to Republicans, businesses are people and people should be free from government mandates. /s

    Senators introduce cyber bill to mandate reporting on ransomware and critical infrastructure hacking incidents, via
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  5. Retweeted
    Sep 28

    If someone who worked for my company lost their spouse, was fired during that ordeal, and then WAS WORRIED I’D RETALIATE AGAINST THEIR NEW COMPANY, I don’t think I could live with the sense of shame I’d feel. I mean that sincerely.

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  6. Sep 25

    The second worst part about living near BYU is the volley of fireworks whenever they win a game.

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  7. Retweeted
    Sep 24

    Had him spell his name and everything 🤦‍♀️. I’m only mildly (okay highly) embarrassed

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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 24

    Welp, pretty sure and I just interviewed off the street without realizing it was Jordan Clarkson 🤦‍♀️ I have some follow-up questions…

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  9. Retweeted
    Sep 23

    I just wanted to not make me work on three Superfund chemical plumes, & to try to get the mean men to be slightly less awful to me, & to stop being a-holes to employees reporting issues. HOW DID I END UP LINUX

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  10. Retweeted
    Sep 24

    Last word on the subject as I'm aboot tae melt somebody's eyebrows.

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  11. Sep 24

    Ouch

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 17

    When you dismiss the COVID death of a young child because they had an underlying health condition, you're telling every disabled and chronically ill person in your life that they aren't worth keeping safe.

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  13. Retweeted
    Sep 18

    Want to hide your netcat shell? protect it with a letsencrypt certificate using nothing but nginx and symlink to the requested cert, chmod +x the dir its stored in. Now it's a valid TLS wrapped shell.

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  14. Sep 14

    Oh look, there are suddenly a lot of military strategy experts with backgrounds in constitutional law on the internet. /s

    Top general was so fearful Trump might spark war with China that he made secret calls to his counterpart in Beijing, new book says
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  15. Sep 13

    Forgetting what the question was before I finish answering because all of my answers involve stories.

    If there was a Hall of Fame for something you're good at, what would you get voted in for?
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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 2

    If you are an Apple employee and you were told by your leadership or the People team or Employee Relations not to participate in the wage transparency survey, not to talk about your pay, or were coercively questioned about it: please reach out to me or the NLRB Oakland office.

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  17. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    Did my dad help you on September 11, 2001? If so, I'm trying to find you. (a thread) On September 11th, 2001 my dad caught a flight in Ohio to fly home to Denver. He was there on business and was anxious to get home to see his family. (1/11)

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  18. Sep 8

    I hate everything

    MOTHERFUCKER YOU MISALIGNED THE & AND '
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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 7

    BREAKING: Britney Spears' father files court papers to end conservatorship that has controlled her life and money for 13 years.

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  20. Sep 5

    The more lawyers I meet the more I believe law school is just teaching people how to selectively ignore ethics in any given scenario. Very few exceptions.

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  21. Sep 4

    I love this part of the privacy policy. They will sell your data to your ISP.

    Services for Wireless Network Providers. Some of the Usage Data that we may collect may be on behalf of your Internet service provider who may access and use this information for their purposes under their agreement with you. Use of this Usage Data by these third-parties is not subject to this Policy.
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