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@pbwebd

Amusing things, helpful info, wayward thoughts. Web development, and everything that goes along with it.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Nov 2018

    This was Day 1 of my adventure. Definitely underestimated how intense those 0.7 miles would be, but I stuck it out and made it to the end.

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    Jan 21

    [recruiter, rejecting a candidate with 10 years programming experience] I can see you're clearly experienced, but I've got down XHTML on my list and I'm afraid you omitted that on your CV, sorry.

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    13 Jun 2018

    I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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    27 Jun 2018

    2009: "As Twitter grows, it will increasingly become a place where companies build brands, do research, send information to customers, conduct e-commerce and create communities for their users." - Time 2018:

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  5. Retweeted
    5 Jul 2018

    Great work everybody you’ve cracked the code

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    6 Jul 2018

    I would, however, support a Twitter function that would explain jokes to the four people who think I’m serious about how learning how to live with a typo I tweeted has strengthened my character and taught me how to live out loud.

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  7. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2018

    I just got back from a faulty teleportation and boy are my arms missing

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    Jan 5

    Tinder but it matches people that don't know what they want for dinner with people who will decide what they get for dinner.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    Don’t rush me. I’ll think of a tweet in a minute. My kid has a stomach virus & I’m waiting to see if he vomits again. Just imagine I said something lyrical here. No, more lyrical. Really beautiful. Yeah! That’s it! You’re good at this!

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    Jan 24

    I just realized that Twitter is like OPTING IN to distopian, hellish, reply-all email chains.

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    Jan 24

    Hickory dickory dock the mouse ran up the Amazon echo and Alexa said it's currently 18 degrees and light rain showers are expected this afternoon

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    just thought of how to win an argument i had eight months ago so if anyone needs me i’ll be in the park looking for a very specific pigeon thank you

    4 replies 120 retweets 630 likes
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    16 Mar 2016

    [court] LAWYER: Did u kill him? ME: No L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury? ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder

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    5 Aug 2015

    In the middle of an argument, begin calmly folding a blanket if you want the other person to go truly ballistic

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    14 Mar 2018

    Parenting Tip- Add “Ok Sweetie?” to the end of anything you say to sound like a great parent. Example: “If you knock one more item off the shelf I’m going to leave you here for a stranger to take you home, Ok Sweetie?”

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    9 May 2018

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  17. Retweeted
    30 Jun 2018

    Wrath. Wrathier. Wrathiest.

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    10 Aug 2018
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    yes but did they end in ~dancing~

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  19. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2018

    If you can throw ~20 knives per second you can beat at least 15 people with big axes. Source: Very accurate and scientific simulation

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    Jan 4

    Him *advancing towards me, swinging a sword* Me *clicks pen on* Him: oh no

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  21. Retweeted
    28 May 2018

    🤔

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