Paul F. Tompkins

@PFTompkins

TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram:

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
paulftompkins.com/live
Joined November 2008
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    13 Jul 2017

    A NEW SONG FOR THE WORLD

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    Aug 1

    I’m losing my mind over this

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  3. 8 hours ago

    ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT MR. GENE HACKMAN

    Gene Hackman retired from acting 17 years ago, but had this recent pic taken to show he is alive and well at 91, and living in New Mexico. He goes bike riding every day and remains active and engaged with hobbies, and friends.
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  4. 9 hours ago

    I didn’t get good until I left Philadelphia but at least they spelled ’ name wrong

    Paul, I think you should have been on this list
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  5. 9 hours ago

    when ur a big tough man but love a breathable fabric

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    Aug 1

    My son wrote me an impassioned letter beseeching me to stop saying, “Anyways.”

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    Jul 31

    Sometimes people ask me how to get their own TV show on the air. It's really easy. Just follow these three simple steps!

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    Aug 1

    They call me ranch cause I be dressing

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    Aug 1

    Yes! Classic Homer.

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  10. Aug 1

    I would NEVER allow myself to get into this situation! You all need to get right with G^d!

    Gun to your head, name an iconic Homer quote that isn't "D"oh " Or "Woo-Hoo " do you survive?
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    Jul 31

    push-around

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    Jul 31

    Discus was once a great way to get a discus from one village to another but I fear we have evolved past it

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    Jul 31

    They died doing what they loved: Wondering who is Fred Durst

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    Jul 31

    first of all, what if the intruder is a sexy lady

    Damn so all of ya sleep naked? What if someone breaks in?
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    Jul 31

    legit thought this was footage of lollapalooza

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    Mind-blowing! A zoom out of the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars! (Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)
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    Jul 31

    probably annie from girlboss

    What character NOT from the Marvel universe do you think would be worthy of wielding Mjolnir?
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    Jul 31

    Love this patriotic medal ranking system from the NYT

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    Jul 31

    Commercials that air at 3am be talking about "ACT NOW!"

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    Jul 31

    Here, you can use this letter if you want

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    Jul 31

    Hey CD13: I got a tip that our Councilmember is "soliciting feedback" on a permanent fence at Echo Park. CD13 says the "vast majority" support this option. If, like me, you have not been asked for your opinion, please take a moment to email [email protected].

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  21. Jul 31

    Message received fish creep

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