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@jessiedotjs

Algo Engineer , ex-. she/her. I tweet about tech, books, stuffed bears, and abolishing the police. Opinions you agree with are my own

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Joined February 2010

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  1. Retweeted
    10 Sep 2019

    IT MAKES ME FUCKING CRAZY WHEN I SAY TO SOMEONE THAT I WANT HEALTH INSURANCE AND THEY ASK ME "WHOSE GONNA PAY FOR IT" ME YOU FUCKING DUNCE. THE FEDS TAKE 25% OF MY FUCKING PAYCHECK. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND IT MAKING LITTLE PALESTINIAN KIDS INTO SKELETONS. I WANT HEALTHCARE.

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  2. 3 hours ago

    I thought it was almost over 😰

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Fifth Ave boarding up for the election

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  4. 5 hours ago

    Can’t wait to start seeing winter fur lined masks

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  5. 6 hours ago

    I’m actually on vacation today but they don’t know that!!

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  6. 6 hours ago

    I’m case I haven’t bitched enough it’s really fun when the broker lets you know at midnight that two of the checks need to be cashiers checks, so that now we need to leave work TWICE today

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  7. 7 hours ago

    Tell me why Jake is listed first on the lease when I’ve been the point of contact this entire time

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  8. 7 hours ago

    Took a little over an hour including some skimming. Half the lease is like "and dont forget to do what the Condominium Documents say!" which obviously I do not have a copy of

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  9. 18 hours ago

    I asked this broker for a copy of the lease in advance 3 times (she’s just ignored me asking) so I hope she enjoys me reading the entire thing cover to cover in her office over a few hours 🤷‍♀️

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  10. 18 hours ago

    I said 🥺 and he was like “I assumed it was a trick question!”

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  11. 18 hours ago
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  12. 23 hours ago
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  13. 24 hours ago

    Trying to find the perfect vscode theme to match my slide layouts, normal stuff

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  14. Nov 1

    Negative! So just a regular cold I think.

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  15. Nov 1

    Caffeine water

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  16. Nov 1

    Still need to wait for the doctor to do the test (The nurse just did vitals so far) and then for the results to come in (~15 minutes)

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  17. Nov 1

    If anyone was curious, the line was only 1 hour 45 minutes 😅

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  18. Nov 1

    And today I woke up with a cough 😰 Time to wait 2 hours in line to find out

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  19. Oct 31

    This upcoming week is my week off and I swear if I spend the whole week being sick 😡

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  20. Oct 31

    Had a persistent headache all day yesterday and woke up today feeling like absolute shit after sleeping for 14 hours. No cough or fever. My local rapid testing place closed early today. Hope it’s not covid 🥺

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