Jay Baruchel  Verified account

@BaruchelNDG

Canadian. Lithe. Wan. Director of GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS, and RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE, coming 2020! Author of BORN INTO IT, in stores now!

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Joined October 2011

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  1. Too early to tell conclusively but the initial results are very encouraging.

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  2. Will report back with findings re: fried bologna sandwich anti-corona properties.

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  3. Mar 13

    This Canadian kid's response to not being able to go to Disneyland this weekend is the best thing I've seen today. 😂

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  4. Mar 12
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  5. Tweet is a goofy word.

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  6. For example I said something to the effect of "not looking forward to going to the airport" as well "good lord", "fuck", and "this is scary".

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  7. I've released many statements about .

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  8. 👍😬

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  9. Hell of a civilization we've got here. Holy frig.

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  10. In terms of emergency supplies I have: -a five pack of lighters

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  11. Gulps of orange pekoe with milk and sugar as gales in waiting muscle flurries across the surface of the quarter frozen lake.

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  12. RIP Henri Richard.

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  13. Remember to take your vitamin Quiznos!

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  14. in 1919, delays in repatriation of Canadians caused two days of riots in Kinmel Park, North Wales, soldiers’ resentment at not being paid regularly may have been a contributing factor.

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  15. Praying, while edifying and beneficial for some (myself included), doesn't seem to be as effective against the spread of disease as washing your hands and learning things.

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  16. Mar 2

    In honour of I'll post original colour photos of Canadian servicewomen. New photo(s) every day in March! 1 - A WRCNS (WREN), CWAC, and an RCAF WD on Parliament Hill in Ottawa in 1943/44. 2 - CWAC with Flag. (LAC MIKAN 4232544 & 4233082)

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  17. I choose to think of my slippers as they were and not as they are.

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  18. 🎶You like potato and I also do You like tomato and, again, I also like that food Potato, also, tomato, again Let's call the whole thing either potato or tomato probably🎶

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  19. My family was so psyched about The California Raisins.

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  20. Yes, there are some subjects on which no debate is required. Looking at you, load bearing properties of yogurt!

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