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@AksharPathak

MIT 2012, Stanford University, and Forbes 30 Under 30, teeno me main nahi tha.

New Delhi, India
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Joined March 2011
Born September 20
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Nov 2019

    An honest wedding card. Please RSVP

    284 replies 3,929 retweets 13,983 likes
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  2. 8 hours ago

    do me a favour let's play holaaay ᵖᵉʰˡᵉ ˢᵒᵃᵖ ˢᵉ ʰᵃᵃᵗʰ ᵗᵒʰ ᵈʰᵒ ˡᵃᵃʸ

    18 replies 146 retweets 1,366 likes
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  3. Mar 8

    monday motivation: zaroorat hi nahi, kal chhuti hai

    30 replies 260 retweets 2,732 likes
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  4. Mar 7

    It's been 2 weeks since I watched Good Newwz and I still think about how they added that whole Lohri situation and a song just to crack that one goddamn Holaram joke.

    16 replies 74 retweets 1,326 likes
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  5. Mar 6

    Cancelled all my weekend plans because of coronavirus. Staying home. Once this dumbass idiot coronavirus goes away, then I'll think of other reasons to cancel plans.

    30 replies 567 retweets 5,004 likes
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  6. Mar 5

    Found a new life motto from on – "In a world of diarrhoea and constipation, it's okay to be a piece of shit sometimes." Jordan Peele's back with another masterpiece.

    14 replies 87 retweets 1,123 likes
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  7. Mar 5

    [then] you: "meri ek taang toot gayi hockey khelte khelte" manager: "that's okay but please reach office by 9 am" [now] you: *ACHHOO* manager: "listen, go home and take rest, take a week off office kyun aa gaye"

    17 replies 329 retweets 2,672 likes
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  8. Mar 4

    okay cool so now Twitter has Stories too, nice

    87 replies 121 retweets 2,001 likes
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  9. Mar 4

    Top scientists around the world: currently there's no vaccine to prevent coronavirus Whatsapp: home made upaay 👉 3 lehsun 2 laung aur 5 elaichi garam paani mein ubaal ke piyein virus door rahega🙏

    63 replies 584 retweets 3,515 likes
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  10. Mar 2

    good morning I hope you have a good day, and I hope that friend who borrowed money from you returns it today

    38 replies 58 retweets 1,137 likes
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  11. Mar 2

    This Sunday, thinking of giving up on my hopes, dreams and aspirations. Will keep you all posted.

    37 replies 394 retweets 3,544 likes
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  12. Mar 1

    no one: delhi airport toilets:

    32 replies 149 retweets 2,142 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    this is now a happy rider fan account

    671 replies 2,127 retweets 19,157 likes
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  14. Feb 24

    everyone needs a friend like pranav

    13 replies 42 retweets 1,188 likes
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  15. Feb 24

    modi: trump my friend can you come to India, it's urgent trump: ya sure what happened modi: people are running out of meme templates

    24 replies 264 retweets 2,863 likes
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  16. Feb 23

    linkedin: 39 people viewed your profile me: okay wow who linkedin:

    57 replies 664 retweets 5,136 likes
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  17. Feb 21

    me: do I have to go above the flyover, or under it google maps:

    44 replies 774 retweets 4,749 likes
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  18. Feb 20

    truck horns sound better than most remixes these days

    36 replies 348 retweets 2,630 likes
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  19. Feb 19

    I done it

    24 replies 29 retweets 936 likes
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  20. Feb 19

    was peeling this hard boiled egg and the shell came off in satisfying two big pieces, does this qualify as an achievement on Linkedin

    62 replies 139 retweets 2,957 likes
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  21. Feb 19

    ye february toh shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

    44 replies 162 retweets 1,728 likes
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