Mark Douglass

@m

99.9% of mentions are incorrect and I've basically stopped checking them, sorry. Like/RT/Follow ≠ Endorsement. PS: Not interested in parting with or

Norheim, Germany
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Joined August 2007
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    Oct 29

    "Und, gibt es Alkohol?" "Sach ma spinnt Du? Das ist ein Kindergeburtstag...natürlich gibt es Alkohol."

    9 replies 192 retweets 1,437 likes
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    Oct 28

    Despite promises to the contrary, we never got flying cars, moon bases, or personal teleporters. We do, however, have DRM for coffeemakers. The future's weird.

    25 replies 355 retweets 446 likes
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    Oct 27

    WO KANN ICH ABSTIMMEN??

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    Oct 26

    Rosen sind rot, Kaffee ist heiß, Sprich mich nicht an, Was soll der Scheiß?

    9 replies 188 retweets 859 likes
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    Oct 25

    When you dress up as your dog's favorite toy for Halloween

    198 replies 7,557 retweets 17,489 likes
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    Oct 22

    If I give 10 apples to one person and no apples to nine people, the average person has one apple. Why are nine people mad at me?

    The average American family would get a $4,000 raise under the President’s tax cut plan. So how could any member of Congress be against it?
    3,169 replies 152,950 retweets 340,710 likes
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    Oct 19

    . follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

    4,637 replies 321,840 retweets 714,117 likes
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    Oct 20

    Polizei stürmt Lego-Store in Wien. Grund: Verstoß gegen das Vermummungsverbot.

    151 replies 1,842 retweets 3,962 likes
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    Oct 19
    Replying to

    6 replies 107 retweets 161 likes
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    Oct 19

    Of Things

    23 replies 1,472 retweets 1,981 likes
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    Oct 13

    Männer, die knöchelfreie Skinny-Jeans tragen... Zwickt so ein enges Ding nicht an der Muschi?

    26 replies 249 retweets 1,111 likes
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    Oct 13

    Ich würde ja eine ZDF-Sondersendung mit Claus Kleber "Spezialkleber" nennen, aber auf mich hört ja wieder niemand.

    33 replies 487 retweets 2,773 likes
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    Oct 12

    „Warum warst du nicht beim Elternabend; es gab so viel zu besprechen u. ging sogar bis 23 Uhr!“ Lustig. Frage und Antwort in einem Satz.

    7 replies 123 retweets 1,112 likes
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    Oct 5

    Es ist doch kein Zufall, dass, wenn Du das Logo der DB Navigator App umdrehst, dieses hier herauskommt? Genau mein Humor,

    47 replies 1,508 retweets 5,045 likes
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    Sep 29

    Falls Ihr Nachwuchs gerade am Bruchrechnen verzweifelt.

    102 replies 2,301 retweets 6,674 likes
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    Sep 24

    For peeps abroad. A short explainer to the new German parliament.

    23 replies 436 retweets 622 likes
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    Sep 25

    Links: Wo die meisten Ausländer leben. Rechts: Wo die AfD die meisten Stimmen bekam.

    434 replies 7,486 retweets 13,069 likes
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    Sep 24

    Was zur Hölle stimmt eigentlich mit Sachsen nicht? 31%? Da gibt es mehr AfD-Wähler als Leute, die schon mal einen Ausländer gesehen haben

    123 replies 743 retweets 3,626 likes
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    Sep 22

    1. Werte -Anhänger, habe mir Euer schönes Wahlprogramm für Euch mal angesehen. Hier die Kurzzusammenfassung (Thread).

    146 replies 2,078 retweets 2,635 likes
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    Sep 21

    Hi Germany, tonight I'm going to try and follow the final debate. I do not speak German. Let's do this.

    20 replies 151 retweets 491 likes

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