Alternative facts, I'm 5'7" and he is taller than me pic.twitter.com/0yaOGagMJs
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Alternative facts, I'm 5'7" and he is taller than me pic.twitter.com/0yaOGagMJs
my whole life has been a lie
Mark was just presenting… alternative facts
How many " of the 6'2" is your hair?
Wear this again and you'll be just as tall as Markpic.twitter.com/1wtUEki7RM
So cute wtf I'm crying
The dog from hell
Literally lmao
aw how cute
Wait what I'm confused
I'm 5'7" and he's about 3 inches taller, therefore he is 5'5"
What? That doesnt make sense
exactly
Wait are you being sarcastic cause now im confused
yeah, I've been sarcastic the entire time, he's obviously not 5'5", I really am 5'7" vtij584i4fj
I think a lot of people are still missing the whole joke about this.
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