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Chris Comiskey
@stephanieschopp @KeenanW Yes. See Ayn Rand.
Someone needs to give me a Gamecube and Resident Evil. For the honeymoon. For science. FOR ENGLAND.
@MooCowG Dude, Vermont is something like 95% democrat. Obama's got my support, but My vote means precisely dick. BEN FUCKING FRANKLIN IT IS.
@NerdmaidSMG Holy crap, you can surf with a van? That's...not easy to do, Shannon.
@MooCowG I have, and it's quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen. Like, ever.
@MooCowG Incorrect! I'm extremely interested in Ben Franklin's dissolved remains.
@000KV2 No, soiling your ballot is voting for Richard Nixon.
I'm voting for Benjamin Franklin. Skeletal, dirt-covered corpse be damned. WE'VE DONE WORSE.
@draconiarose My open-faced PB&Js come with no less than 33 individual chocolate chips, shaped like a smiley face.
@NerdmaidSMG No worries at'tall! Oh FYI though, Jared DID promise me a brand new Mercedes as a wedding present. Made out of gold.
My fantasy football opponent had 6 UN-REPLACED byes, and I still almost lost. Awesome.
@Gerritzen Fuck! No, we get in Friday, and stay until the 19th. EXTEND YOUR TRIP SIR.
@paladrache Ritz pretzel crackers. Classy!
@bytor7 Is what she'd be saying if I was filthy, stinking rich. Of course, if you take away the "rich," then it's pretty accurate.
@ZombieSpragUI Nothing but Vermont Cabot's finest! Extra. Sharp.
@LankyJ767 Well, first I buy the cheese. Then I cut it. Then I put a cracker under it. It's VERY important to go exactly in that order.
I make a pretty fucking mean cheese and cracker for dinner. This type of culinary genius doesn't come easy folks.
@Gerritzen Hey that was me and Ashley! You should have said hi! (I got a face-lift and changed my voice since we last met.)
@david_shea I'm working on securing BOTH of those things with a passionate intensity! Wait, we ARE still talking about Tyranids right?
The year's first snow-on-the-ground. YES. And now, my brother and I's tradition of watching Ravenous--an old fashioned family flick!
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