Oh man, I'm on Mashable? @mashable on.mash.to/t6ge0y #GOPMuppetHearings

My pedant tweet from last week got posted to Reddit without attribution. #firstworldproblems

White guy here; any discussions on race and/or gender that I can derail with my pathological need to claim privilege doesn't exist?

@nedroid got any skittelbrau?

I'd rather have Android's freedom than iOS's limitations any day. But if you give people the freedom to make something awful, they will.

MySpace gave people the freedom to edit their profile HTML. Google let carriers and hardware makers mess with Android. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.

@mountain_goats that still leaves far too many potential Jingle Bells singers.

@snackfight "CORN ON THE COB OR DIE, MOTHERFUCKER"

@snackfight I would eat there.

@snackfight I can't cry for a place where every menu item is a passive-aggressive command

Funny. But with tragic consequences.

so basically: best day ever

I PUT BABY IN THE CORNER AND NOW PATRICK SWAYZE WON'T STOP DANCING AT ME

The term "free lunch" is misleading, because there's no such thing as "free lunch." Please refer to it as open-source GNU/Lunch.

@RVYin @beccabeast It's materials science, so engineer.

@beccabeast nanoscale deposition of yttria-stabilized zirconia for use in thin-film solid oxide fuel cells.

Took a day off work today to WATCH MY WIFE SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND HER RESEARCH and now I'm blasting Talking Heads and wrapping up a feature.

I've been retweeted by @henry_gilbert, who I can only assume is the terrifying id of @hEnereyG

@extranapkins I'd watch that episode of Star Trek: Voyager