“Oh, oh, oh! Helen, am I too late? Has it started?”
“Just now, Vicki, just now! Come in grab a seat!”
And now, a generational saga about what we all need to live… The Raindrops of New York.
“Oh, Helen, I was never so happy as the day you convinced HR to put this Vizio E370VL 1080p 37” LCD HDTV in the breakroom so we could take our lunches together.”
“I know, Vicki! It was the least I could do, after learning that you and I were the only two RONY fans here at the office. I couldn’t let a fellow ‘Dropper miss out, could I? Say, what did I miss last week when I was out?”
“Oh, not too much. Big Drop Near The Middle was threatening to roll down and envelop Teardrop Shaped Drop underneath him, but she gave Oddly Shaped Drop To Her Left a big envelope full of compromising photos in case of her death.”
“Oh, dear. And are they together?”
“Well, not yet, but with this 1080p high definition resolution, you can really see they both want to be. Oh, and the whole thing was observed by Tiny Little Spec Of A Drop.”
“Big Drop Near The Middle’s kid?”
“That’s the one! And he secretly wants to escape and flow down to the Lower Part Of The Window with his true love, Drop That’s Stuffed In The Leftmost Corner, so I’m thinking he might use this as an excuse to make his move.”
“There are so many layers to this show! So many subtitles! I’ll tell you, without the deeper blacks and brighter whites this Vizio E370VL 1080p 37” LCD HDTV offers, I don’t think we’d notice anywhere near as much.”
“You can say that again, Helen. Oh, look, there’s Large Drop In The West, on his ranch with his three kids.”
“Wow, when’s the last time we saw him? Oh, Vicki, I just had the most horrible thought! Do you think they’re showing him because they’re going to kill him off?”
“Could be, Helen. You never know with a show like this. That’s why I’m so glad we have this Vizio E370VL 1080p 37” LCD HDTV, and that I have a friend like you to enjoy it with.”
“Aw, I feel the same way, Vicki. Hey, should we microwave some popcorn and really annoy the people in Accounting?”
“Hahahaha! Let’s!”
