Adding a 100 Grand bar and half a bag of doritos to the unhealthy foods I will not be eating in 2009. Because I already ate them. about 3 hours ago from web |
Dear CNN: "crowds gathering in Times Square for NYE party" is not red-banner breaking news. It's red-banner if somebody bombs them. about 3 hours ago from web |
Welcome to Twitter @mattelton! I look forward to 2009 full of hilariously self-referential tweets, if your other writing is any guide. about 3 hours ago from web |
Happy Barbadian (and Trinidadian) New Year! Unfortunately I am 4 hours ahead of there, so I have to wait until it feels like 4am. about 3 hours ago from web |
Landing in dense fog is kinds scary, but SFO feels more like "coming home" every time. about 5 hours ago from txt |
Dear American airlines: I am positive that the number of people with two-way pagers on flights in 2009 will be 0. Please save your breath about 11 hours ago from Tweetsville |
Hipster and gay densities rising -- yeah, this will be the flight to San Francisco. about 12 hours ago from txt |
Every single 30GB Zune in the world locked up at midnight last night. Nobody does bugs like Microsoft. about 12 hours ago from web |
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People keep misreading my "Don't drink or drive" t-shirt as "drink and drive", rendering me puritanical instead of smugly witty. Dammit. about 13 hours ago from web |
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